Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Randomize
