another moral hangover. fuck.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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