i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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