I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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