He is an equal opportunity slut.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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