You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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