im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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