Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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