Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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