Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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