He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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