Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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