OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
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It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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