he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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