So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
