I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
