I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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