Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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