his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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