what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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