I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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