Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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