he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
