I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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