Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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