I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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