How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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