she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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