the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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