i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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