Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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