So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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