i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Randomize
