Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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