My brain says no but my pants say off.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
