Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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