He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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