That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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