I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
she looked like the before picture.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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