was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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