it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
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yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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