She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
handjob tips. give me some.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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