you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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