Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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