Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
So much rum. So many feels.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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