There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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