You're my little dorito
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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