I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I need water and some morals
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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