Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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