is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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