Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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