Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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