Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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