I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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