Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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